Off-topic? Maybe.

Safe for work? It’s questionable.

This might be the first time I’ve ever written about a dildo, but with a name like Rude Boy Stimulator, I just couldn’t resist. As of yet, there isn’t a model available in checker board- so I assume the name of this prostate buzzer is merely coincidental. Link

Speaking of co-opting our vocabulary to sell sex, any google search for ‘ska teens’ brings up another sex site that has nothing to do with Ska Music, what-so-ever. Definitely NSFW, and is just porno so I won’t be linking to it.